Magic Spaceship

holy ship! aliens!

Category: Earth Rumors

If My Vagina Was 10 Feet High

dot com / I’d throw up

Mother fuckers got fucked up

Will Ferrell, James Franco and Seth Rogen.

Facebook charging 3.99 a month in July? Maybe? No? Yes?

It’s the 10’s people. Less rumors. More truthies. Gimme truthies or suck on my liz lemons.
@ google search shows we are a stupid race of people who spend a lot of time on rumors and gossip
Hold the gravy.

This just in! Pot comedies so far, suck. Pineapple Express owns your butt

ps. I don’t consider the big lebowski a pot comedy. I consider it rules.

Haha! You can’t see other planets! Take that Orion!

Your world is fucked. up.

@gizmodo

the state. not confusion.

Sometimes in life, it’s best to get your tacos in the mail. To get your mail, you really need to redirect it somewhere else. The tacos are a sweet bet. And great.
Bye mailbox. See you tomorrow.

Michael Cera getting a jersey taste. no hot dogs.

check out this 88er. total sicilian meat pocket.
sweet sweet child like michael. with his hair froad up like that. will arnett slipped you a chocolate cookie in the jacuzzi. good thing there’s bubbles. imagination. it’s a good thing. fake tans on guys walking around with hard ons. WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

NOOOO!!!?! HOW COULD YOU SARAH PALIN!!!

DAMN YOUR MACHINE GUN FARTS FROM HELL!!!

AND DAMN THIS CAP FONT!
AND DAMN THAT CRAPPY PHOTOSHOP! ta hell. TA. HELL.
The place Sarah Palin goes for a decent martini.
Smell those olives moose lover. Just. don’t. fart.

Seth Rogurt

Swirl it. Stick a spoon in it. Eat it.
Take note, that’s Seth Rogurt.
Smells like pachouli and sage, tastes like chocolate and big sexy.

Lost: Hugo and Kate sneak preview, final season

Finally. I knew it! It was all in Hugo’s head and he’s fucking Kate.
Now it all makes sense!

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