this jack in a box won’t open.
that’s what he said.
now you have to go watch the movie and find out what i’m talking about.
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watch paul rudd cry and some other stuff. i’m on a boat. not really. sometimes.
i will tie that up. stand here. go there. good.
and ken marino, mustache dad sexing out kids with his wife. get a job or drink that turkey. you’re a good dad underneath that face.

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Billy Crystal is the devil?
Twin sisters?
Pump the brakes, was that Elaine in the beginning?

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Everyone parties.

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I need to go to my quiet place.

Actually, my life is a mix of The Jerk and Harold and Maude.
I was Harold for 2 halloweens. The 1st time, I fake murdered myself in a bathtub with vegan cookies.
The 2nd time, I fake shot myself in the head. I drank a lot of oat straw tea around that halloween. It didn’t save my [...]

Well Excuuuuusee Steve.
We worship the ground you drag your pants on.

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You see people born in the 90’s, there was a time and place when alcohol was legal to drink at 18 and that time is long gone now, but teenagers I’m sure find their ways to fill mom and pop’s vodka bottle back up with water. You’re lucky it’s the 10’s because if you were [...]

There’s something about Adam Sandler and the way he goes about older ladies that makes this movie special for Adam Sandler fans everywhere. And when he lies awake, thinking of his dream crying, snip snip. For realsies.

More than the Love Guru and less than Billy Madison.
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This movie has bad@ss cute simple puppet transitions. So cute you’ll throwwww up.
The camera crew get all up in the way of Michael Cera Cakes and Charlyne Poops Yi.
If you break Charlynes heart, I will poop on your best dream. You clean it up. No. You clean it.

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