What. a. mess.

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Over an Old Broadcast Camera

@gizmodo

I don’t mean to be a witches green tit about all this, but can we sell this stuff cheap as lighting wall paper and also double it as a potential tv/computer monitor? People have issues with space and it would help simplify living doo doo butts.

@engadget

Windows Phone 7 Series
All caught up to speed

@engadget

It’s about time you humans figured it out. Now hurry! Before the planet ends!
I’m kidding. You’re all doomed. Don’t worry your pretty little heads.
You ugly heads though. You might want to run and seek cover. Naw i’m kidding, we’ll just push a button and you’ll all die. HAHAHA. Fooled you! I bet you thought bodies [...]

E-paper: Multi-touch and wireless control. Solar power + digital inspection sticker outside.
Chargeable easily replaceable watch battery
GPS and alerts on the inside
Voice activated music, artist name up top feature.
Also, there’s a clock feature, and expanding the unit to be compatible with iphones, ipod touches, and blackberries everywhere.
2 necessities in today’s world
in a place both would be [...]

Cool sketching site with Javascript

@sketchpad

The thigh master looks normal in comparison.
I feel sorry for all the people who look like they’re jerking off every day using it.

Coincidentally, in sector 37 deep space, they have a shirt where instead of detecting someone else wearing a matching radar shirt within meters, they have a shirt that measures the size of your boner and displays on the shirt. That way, if you go to the mall and look at anyone the wrong way, you [...]