Oh standing cat. I think you just waved! Nope, wrong person. Guess you’ll keep standing.

Way to have a big head you little cute piece of fluff

You’re so right icanhascheezburger.com, that cat totally looks like Jamie from mythbusters.
I mean, if avatar was real, and Jamie took up a cat form, it might be that cat.Meow meow? On the next meow busters?
That’s too much english kitty. Now stop talking and start purring. Good kitty.

Poor kitty. The world is so cruel and unusual.
And poor god. His hard drive is disgusting.

I said sugar AND creme. Get it right next time @#*hole.

If you think this makes me talented, you should see me poop. And bike. At the sammmmme timmmme.

You remind me of Michael Showalter.
Have you heard “Sandwiches and Cats” before?
Ok tub cat. I’ll let you get back to your bubble bath.

Thank you human who made this out in stranger images land.
That cat is not neutered. It’s non-negotiable.

You dumb motherf#!*er