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Not for you to poop on.
For Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to poop on? Definitely maybe. That’s a kinks reference.
State of confusion? Not really.
Not a stupid dog. Definitely a 5 star pooper.
I’d say cat won by a land slide.
Kitty gets really into it towards the end. We love you kitty. Very much. Dog just pooped the wrong way.
Shit. Fuck. Balls. This. Fucking. Chair. Fuck. Shit. Poop.
Go ahead. Eat another sandwich. Just because your owner leaves roast beef out all day. Your life must be very hard you fat piece of turd.
it pains me to give two stars you lazy mother pooper
“you talkin’ to me?
then who the hell else are you you talking to me?
well im the only one here.
who the fuck do you think you’re talking to
oh yeah.
ok. huh?”
Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver
Also, crazy winking and pointing dog fan
i wouldn’t adopt you if you farted rainbows.
holy shit. yeah i would.
but still, you’re not my type of dog.
i will not smell your poo. down on that floor.
f. u.
Just because your sleeping doesn’t mean I’m gonna “awwwww” your face.
You better wake up or Sarah Palin is gonna murder you with her butt guns.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Wake! the fuck! up! Ok, suit yourself puppy.
Hey mista. Don’t call that dog live saver. Call that dog, HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT MY ASS RUN OVA. Save me brotha man!!!!!!
“not a stupid dog” dog.
I can’t feel my balls anymore. I will throw up on you.
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